Ronald Reagan

How do you feel about Ronald Reagan’s death?

What?

You know something? I’m trying to remember now who was Reagan.

Ronald Reagan was President of the USA.

I can’t tell you or remember when he left that job.

Did you, Ronald Reagan, achieve a great deal?

I think so, but I can’t swear anymore.

What about your great statesmanship?

I just don’t have a clear-cut memory of the specific meetings or anything on it.

What would you say your legacy was?

I’m very embarrassed… I’m sorry. It’s like I wasn’t president at all.

You kept a diary, perhaps you could use that to refresh your memory of your achievements?

I’m not fooling when I say that when I started reading the diary the other day, I couldn’t even remember writing the things that I was writing about.

What was the guiding principle of Reaganomics?

I don’t know what that would have been about.

People have spoken of your courage.

I don’t have a memory of that.

…and your great achievements.

I had forgotten about that.

Do you remember your optimism?

No, I can’t say that I do.

What about tha victory over Communism?

Well, I don’t remember it, but I agree with it.

You helped push through a great deal of legislative reform, didn’t you?

I don’t remember the details at all.

What about the whole business of allegedly shipping missiles to Iran?

I’m saying nothing but the missiles that we sold — and remember, there are too many people that are saying ‘gave.’ They bought them.

How will you be remembered?

I’m still a little mad right now.